Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 21, 2020

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    spoiling the evening would be really rotten…

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    cdward  almost 5 years ago

    You know, I think this would be a good time to practice social distancing.

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    Times are tough and money is scarce, they’re saving up to one day soon contact the funeral home so in the meantime grandma stays down in the basement.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Dinner at Vlads tonight?

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It’s probably just something the cat dragged in, like one of the neighbors.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Someone forgot to butcher the deer.

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    Diat60  almost 5 years ago

    NOW he mentions it!!

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    Alberta Oil  almost 5 years ago

    Some folk are really desperate for friends and willing to hold their noses for a bit.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 5 years ago

    lmao .. good one, Bill. I wonder if they’re visiting Scary Gary.

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    katzenbooks45  almost 5 years ago

    I think I have a dead squirrel in the walls of one of my bedrooms. The stench was pretty rank, but I’ve found some odor absorbers and scented cleaners that are masking it fairly well. Temps in the 80s during the day, so I hope it finishes, um, finishing soon.

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Holy Forensic Files, Batman!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Hope they brought lots of garlic. But then they wouldn’t be very gracious guests if they did.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’m really sorry I was eating when I read this.

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