Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 20, 2020

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    codycab  almost 5 years ago

    HAH! She said “butt”!

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    Averagemoe  almost 5 years ago

    Quick, someone write that down!

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 5 years ago

    At last! The answer to life, the universe and everything!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    No, no, NO! In this strip, it’s “Guess what? Unicorn butt!” Get it right, Simpson.

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    That joke only works if your dialect of English pronounces “what” as “whut”. Except maybe in the eeevil dimension?

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    well, that was… um… fun getting to know Phoebe and Marigold from another dimention

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    davidf42  almost 5 years ago

    The version we used when I was a kid was chicken squat.

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    scyphi26  almost 5 years ago

    Betcha she said “chicken butt” in an evil whisper too, just to make it additionally surreal.

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    amaneaux  almost 5 years ago

    There has never been a joke I thought was less funny that I heard more often than that one.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 5 years ago

    That is not on any of my lists of guesses.

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    asrialfeeple  almost 5 years ago

    I think I read that joke in a strip published in the Comic Relief magazine a long long time ago in this galaxy..

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    craigwestlake  almost 5 years ago

    Lately I have a feeling that that portal has been leaking into this one for a long time…

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    rgcviper  almost 5 years ago

    Guess why? Chicken thigh!

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    jerrica.benton333  over 1 year ago

    this happened to me a couple months ago :p

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    Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon  7 months ago

    All she needs is a few feathers on that tail. ;)

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