New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for March 11, 2020

“Now do the water to wine. That should bring in some big bucks.”

And your cousin, the religious one, so sanctimonious

For him some loafs and fishes ‘cause that’s all he ever does

-Benny Hill

As a Philly boy, it does my heart good to see Tastykake. I’ll have to add some Krimpets and Tastypies to my shopping list.

“Whatever she sayeth unto you, do.”

Oh, fercrissakes!

Man, I was really slow on the uptake with this one. But now the TastyKake leads me to wonder……..were the fishes and loaves from Gortons and Bunny?

It’s a miracle!

“Hey Rocky! Whatch me pull a rabbit out of this hat.” “That trick never works…”

Yiddish accent: “What a nice boy, so good to his mother.”