@Tavicat by Rikki Simons and Tavisha Wolfgarth-Simons for March 19, 2020

He who suggested it gets to scoop it.

Run your garden hose from the faucet to the toilet, instant bidet.

I had a friend who dumped kitty litter in the tub in his 2nd bathroom for his cats to use as a litter box. When he moved out of his apartment, he got charged a gazillion bucks to replace the tub AND the drain, which was effectively full of concrete!

Nice idea except we still need TP-we have toilets.

Fargo must think he died and went to heaven. Wait, he already did that! Flashback!!!

Suggestion I saw recently….keep a plastic water bottle in the bathroom, fill with warm water when you need to go, pour the water in the appropriate place when you are done, blot dry with a washcloth which you will toss into the laundry. Voila, bidet hack and save a tree or two.

The sooner the madness ends and things get back to normal, the better. (But who knows when That will be.)

Paper towels work in a pinch.

Spring has sprung

The grass has riz

I wonder where

The toilet paper is?

Spring brings foliage

If you’re out of paper

But the tri-leaved ivy

Is not much safer.

I have a stack of those little paper napkins from fast food take-out. I use them for kitchen cleanup but guess they could be used for TP. Don’t flush them, have a plastic bag handy for disposal. Remember our outhouses used to have catalogs and corn cobs, :>