Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 06, 2020

Oh great, now people are hoarding milkshakes.

I wouldn’t even want one at 2 in the afternoon.

Best thing about drive-throughs is you can still wear your pajamas. Now I want a milkshake.

People wear their PJ bottoms to shop at Wal*Mart.

Nothing around here is open past 6 any more, and that includes the 24 hour Walmart.

Same is true for “Working from home” I suspect ‘Big pants’ industry to be most affected…

wonder what Norm was going to drink at 2:00 a.m.?

I would not be caught dead going out in public in my pajamas.

I guess this isn’t in “real time”. Hardly an essential business, right?

Ralph is going to have trouble with social distancing.

it’s 7am and I want a shake from Sonic now

and take Wally with you.

Yes we’re open 24 hours but not all in a row.

Aw, Norm is wearing Echo’s Valentine present

You can wear what you want through a drive-through, as long as you are wearing something. The guy who did it naked, got arrested. His “freedom of choice” defense did NOT work. The drive-through lady also had the freedom of NOT seeing him naked.

I agree, why not?

Every now and again a business decides to stay open 24 hours. Walgreens, McDonalds, Taco Bell, Selective (Adult) Video, HyVee grocery stores have all tried it. They invariably revert to a saner schedule once they realize it costs them more than they bring in at 3 am.

I wouldn’t mind working at such a place if women came in wearing teddies, well some women.

I wonder if Ralph stayed up till 2 am, or woke up and decided to go, which in my book wouldn’t happen for me.

I would smoke cigars at high school age. Sometimes, I set my alarm to get up and smoke one in the middle of the night. When the alarm went off…the last thing I wanted to do was smoke a cigar in the middle of the night.

Makes sense to me.