Vonnegut had a character tell us how to decide: Find a binary choice and tell yourself that option A is heads and option B is tails. Then flip a coin. Then the key: If you are disappointed, choose the other option! Because people notice disappointment better than they notice “that’s not too bad”.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
I didn’t realize Pig hated his own guts.
Sherlock Watson almost 5 years ago
Q: Why was Quasimodo walking backward?
A: He was following a hunch.
DanielRyanMulligan almost 5 years ago
my gut has helped me solve a few problems so yay! gut!
hariseldon59 almost 5 years ago
It took guts to admit that.
Bilan almost 5 years ago
Guts help decide a lot of decision; but usually the bad ones.
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
Vonnegut had a character tell us how to decide: Find a binary choice and tell yourself that option A is heads and option B is tails. Then flip a coin. Then the key: If you are disappointed, choose the other option! Because people notice disappointment better than they notice “that’s not too bad”.
DennisinSeattle almost 5 years ago
Me too, Pig!
gbars70 almost 5 years ago
Wish I could leave mine at home…
suv2000 almost 5 years ago
No Pig no you wouldn’t I’ve lost half my guts in the hospital I know how that feels
Sanspareil almost 5 years ago
That’s why the skeleton didn’t cross the road.
Because he didn’t have the guts!
blunebottle almost 5 years ago
I’m with Pig on that one!
Troglodyte almost 5 years ago
No way, Pig. You don’t want to be known as a gutless wonder!
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
now pig feels gutted…
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
Just have to mention NCIS and the famous “Gibbs” Gut ! … Croc Power !
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
My gut always says pizza.
LilyGilder almost 5 years ago
Keep your guts within you Pig.We might need them later for sausage making.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I broke up with my gut but it won’t go away
Purple People Eater almost 5 years ago
I always follow my gut. If I don’t, i walk backwards.
Reader almost 5 years ago
I can’t stomach much more of these comments.
Radish... almost 5 years ago
The brain was made for thinking, the gut was made for turning things into crap.
Ellis97 almost 5 years ago
Pig’s got himself a pork belly.
aerotica69 almost 5 years ago
I’d like to leave my gut at home…..and so it wouldn’t be lonely, I would leave my butt home too.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Poor poor PIG! He’s so clueless….sigh!
katzenbooks45 almost 5 years ago
And his gut always get there ahead of him.
eberkun almost 5 years ago
I read something similar, I don’t remember where: toss a coin and before it lands you’ll know which way you want it to
TarchonEtruscan almost 5 years ago
A comic that should live in infamy
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
T῾other night I ate some bad Mexican and my gut filled the bowl.
knight1192a almost 5 years ago
I was just recently watching something where one of the characters did not understand common sayings like this.
asrialfeeple almost 5 years ago
Then stop overeating.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
I know what you mean, Pig. I used to be slim and trim, several decades ago. Whatever happened? Sigh.
hagarthehorrible almost 5 years ago
The gut contains lots of bacteria that take a collective sane decision.