Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 03, 2020

Why’s she asking? There’s one right on the back of her head.

Why not give her the tale before graduation? A ceremony to ACTUALLY remember.

I forget, but when did Phoebe once magically get transformed into a unicorn? I know she was a goblin for a time and still had the tail after the transformation back into a human.

You can sew a fake tail to the back of your pants, but to wag it you’ll need to do some serious butt shaking.

She did look pretty cool with that goblin tail.

Hey, I’ve got a tail, but, it’s in the front!!!!

A tail of two species…

Seems like the future is catching up with us! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8AvKMjcAi8

“And when will you turn me into a goblin again?” – “Halloween.”

I can’t blame Phoebe, having a tail would be awesome.Next time Phoebe gets turned into something, I would like to see Dakota get caught into the shenanigans as well.

Just in time for the yearbook photo!

Then just give her the tail, Marigold, and maybe a horn, but leave the rest human-shaped—you’ve done it before.

Besides, as odd as it is to say, Phoebe does a pretty good job rocking a tail too. :)

Lots of boys hoping to get some tail too, Phoebe, but therein lies another tail! :D

Method acting is over-rated: how many Princes of Denmark play Hamlet, or how many ancient Romans play Julius Casesar?

That’s the sort of gift you get attached to.

How will Marigold give Phoebe a tail as a high-school graduation gift if Phoebe never seems to age?

She’s still got a few years to go, then.

just don’t get her a vibrating tail.. or she will never go to class in college… or maybe she will… uhhh… either way…

…i didin’t say that…