Close to Home by John McPherson for April 02, 2020

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    Strob Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “Lowered Expectations” (Mad TV)

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    In my experience there wouldn’t be any members!

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    saltylife16  over 4 years ago

    That website is not going to very profitable

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    WoodstockJack  over 4 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3flv5nWZgII

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    jbduncan  over 4 years ago

    How about an app that detects lies by members?

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    wirepunchr  over 4 years ago

    It’s counter site would be Insanedate.com. Might as well profit from both sides.

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    Mighty Phavahg  over 4 years ago

    I remember the Simpson’s episode where Homer got “Not Insane” stamped on his hand. He kept showing it to Marge.

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Crazy is a matter of degrees. I’ll settle for not homicidal or suicidal. The rest is ‘character’.

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    theincrediblebulk  over 4 years ago

    Psychiatrists are easy to fool. I could easily join that site and simply omit the fact that I switched universes when I was 16 when I decided this was the real wold and the other one I was simultaneously living in was a dream. I know this is a different universe because I can remember several books and movies having had different endings in my original universe. Other than that minor glitch I am mainly sane.

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    Totalloser Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I have no trouble with social distancing , I’ve already been certified insane. So I can use any dating site without question

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    enigmamz  over 4 years ago

    The only people qualified have no need for a dating site.

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    Spence12 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Where did John McPherson learn to draw heads? By watching the Muppets?

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “But Doc, I know I’m not crazy! I see it! It’s there everyday! No matter what the subject is! No matter what the social content is! No matter how many people are involved! No matter whether it’s wrong or right! No matter whether is a weekday or weekend! No matter what the circumstances, this weird-little-yellow-alien-bug-thing is always there! ¯\(ツ)

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    geese28  over 4 years ago

    No matter what everyone is STILL crazy

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    This is like reverse catch-22, you have be insane to use that site.

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    sobrown51  over 4 years ago

    Many years ago, when I was single and reading newspaper personal ads to try to find someone, I saw an ad from a woman looking for “Somebody normal”. I didn’t respond due to how she described her interests (not compatible with mine), but after a few months of dating using personals I began to realize why she was looking for that.

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    hsawlrae  over 4 years ago

    Maybe just a little N U T S .

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    Or as Ricky Ricardo would say, a physio-KEE-atrist.

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    Digital Frog  over 4 years ago

    Lately, Sani-Date would be more popular…

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    Buckeye67  over 4 years ago

    Well, Bleeb seems to think it’s a dumb idea.

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    oakie817  over 4 years ago

    what if the psychiatrist is crazy?

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