Close to Home by John McPherson for April 03, 2020

Sorry, not buying it, even Bleeb is having a hard time with this one. Yeah, you just can’t train a cat. They’re too smart for that hahaha

If only…

It’s amazing what you can find on YouTube!

https://youtu.be/pHhrgSJXzfo

…and when she woke up from the dream she realized the cats were looking at her and the TV was off. Scared, she went to the kitchen and fixed her little masters dinner.

That’s what I thought too. Even laughed at my husband when he said he could train our pudgy lazy fluffball kitty. But lo and behold – our cat now “sits” and “shakes” for treats every morning! (She’s even pudgier from all the treats it took to train her!)

Socks was in the garage tuning up the car and with in minutes he had it purring like a kitten.

so the paint bucket is just floating in mid air? The handle is not attached to anything and I cannot see any other way it is held to the ladder? And of course…… Cats are too smart to do any actual work.

Do you think maybe you might be able to, I don’t know, see your way clear to train them to CLEAN THEIR OWN LITTER BOX!

Thanks for reminding me of the house painting I have to do! Don’t have a cat.

Ha!! Cats actually doing leg work? That’s like having Cookie Monster eating vegetables

The only useful thing a cat ever does is catch mice.

Bleeb is hiding in the bushes. He doesn’t want any part of that work stuff…..I understand.

Now that’s the cat’s meow!

It’s gonna be catastrophic!

Hi Everyone! Hi Little Alien Dude! Look out, Bleeb! Kitty might spill yellow paint on you . . . oh, never mind. :)

WHAT the hell..Where is “ man’s best friend “ during all this work? I knew that was a misgiven title….the dog had BETTER be driving a bulldozer in the backyard, installing a pool, or doing some other form of heavy construction! Even better, actually bringing in a paycheck!

That lawn mower is purring.

Worthless animals. If your cat grew to the size of a lion overnight, it would eat you in the morning!

Nevah Happen… cats are too smart to reverse the natural order of people being Their servants-

I predict a rapid decline in productivity when they get to all those empty boxes you wanted put into the recycling cart.

Not even in a dream would a cat be helpful.