Let’s face facts; at least Pooky’s biography would be a lot more interesting and exciting than Jon’s biography. With Jon’s biography, odds are that it would end up putting its readers to sleep within a minute.
I never ceased to beAmazed as to howBrilliant Garfield does happen to be.A Bio Book for The Bear already up in the works.You might all be justRight chances areA Feature film couldBe up next.This Truly Cat is Tops!Happy Thursday toAll you Mr.The Cat Fans out thereRemember is that day to treat yourselves order Some BK,McDs,Order some Deluxe Pizza,Pollo Campero or KFC get a hold of some Cold Coka Cola IcyDrinks/Beer/Whisky/Wine/Martini/Cognac/Gin/Chilled Vodka (You Must be of legal age in order to consumme Alcohol never drink and Drive,and above all obey the law at all times or you will be arrested period)And Go out the door / just have some funDown Out in the backyard.Remember the Social Distancing Rules Boys and Girls.And Please have simply a whole lot of fun!Thank You/Take Care.^^
I did something like this for a couple of our late dogs I wrote as the “translator”. I don’t know if we even have them any more truth be told as I wrote them on one of our old computers.
arjun.shriv about 4 years ago
Translation: I will be mentioned 1000 times while pooky mentioned 3 times.
codycab about 4 years ago
Ehh, I’ll wait for the movie.
BJ40 about 4 years ago
Pooky’s Novel:
A Bear’s Tale: A Stitch In Time …jpayne4040 about 4 years ago
Just cameo appearances here and there, Garfield? /s
jagedlo about 4 years ago
I thought the was POOKY’S biography, not yours, Garfield!
sallyseckman about 4 years ago
Are you gonna include the time you found him in a dresser drawer?
jasonsnakelover about 4 years ago
Make it an animated cartoon special.
carlzr about 4 years ago
Garfield is like Winston Churchill when he said “History will be kind to me because I intend to write it.”
CaveCat87 about 4 years ago
Let’s face facts; at least Pooky’s biography would be a lot more interesting and exciting than Jon’s biography. With Jon’s biography, odds are that it would end up putting its readers to sleep within a minute.
TheGarfieldFan about 4 years ago
I never ceased to beAmazed as to howBrilliant Garfield does happen to be.A Bio Book for The Bear already up in the works.You might all be justRight chances areA Feature film couldBe up next.This Truly Cat is Tops!Happy Thursday toAll you Mr.The Cat Fans out thereRemember is that day to treat yourselves order Some BK,McDs,Order some Deluxe Pizza,Pollo Campero or KFC get a hold of some Cold Coka Cola IcyDrinks/Beer/Whisky/Wine/Martini/Cognac/Gin/Chilled Vodka (You Must be of legal age in order to consumme Alcohol never drink and Drive,and above all obey the law at all times or you will be arrested period)And Go out the door / just have some funDown Out in the backyard.Remember the Social Distancing Rules Boys and Girls.And Please have simply a whole lot of fun!Thank You/Take Care.^^
geese28 about 4 years ago
A time or too many I presume Garfield ;)
jr1234 about 4 years ago
Pooky may just bearly make it into the book. I too know how that feels.
BenBerlin about 4 years ago
I did something like this for a couple of our late dogs I wrote as the “translator”. I don’t know if we even have them any more truth be told as I wrote them on one of our old computers.
ComicFan4Life about 4 years ago
…or 50
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
Well should include the supporting cast.
AndyMoser about 4 years ago
“A Teddy Bear’s Lifetime Love with a Cat” by Garfield and edited by Liz. #pookybio :)
Julian Dieter over 2 years ago
Or 3000