Garfield by Jim Davis for May 14, 2020

Translation: I will be mentioned 1000 times while pooky mentioned 3 times.

Ehh, I’ll wait for the movie.

Pooky’s Novel:

Just cameo appearances here and there, Garfield? /s

I thought the was POOKY’S biography, not yours, Garfield!

Are you gonna include the time you found him in a dresser drawer?

Garfield is like Winston Churchill when he said “History will be kind to me because I intend to write it.”

Let’s face facts; at least Pooky’s biography would be a lot more interesting and exciting than Jon’s biography. With Jon’s biography, odds are that it would end up putting its readers to sleep within a minute.

I never ceased to beAmazed as to howBrilliant Garfield does happen to be.A Bio Book for The Bear already up in the works.You might all be justRight chances areA Feature film couldBe up next.This Truly Cat is Tops!Happy Thursday toAll you Mr.The Cat Fans out thereRemember is that day to treat yourselves order Some BK,McDs,Order some Deluxe Pizza,Pollo Campero or KFC get a hold of some Cold Coka Cola IcyDrinks/Beer/Whisky/Wine/Martini/Cognac/Gin/Chilled Vodka (You Must be of legal age in order to consumme Alcohol never drink and Drive,and above all obey the law at all times or you will be arrested period)And Go out the door / just have some funDown Out in the backyard.Remember the Social Distancing Rules Boys and Girls.And Please have simply a whole lot of fun!Thank You/Take Care.^^

A time or too many I presume Garfield ;)

Pooky may just bearly make it into the book. I too know how that feels.

I did something like this for a couple of our late dogs I wrote as the “translator”. I don’t know if we even have them any more truth be told as I wrote them on one of our old computers.

…or 50

Well should include the supporting cast.

“A Teddy Bear’s Lifetime Love with a Cat” by Garfield and edited by Liz. #pookybio :)

Or 3000