WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for April 18, 2020

My teachers were the EXACT opposite.

From each according to ability, to each according to need.

Yes. The size of your cake should be decided by the size of your parents’ cake, as God and nature commanded.

Just bring in a slice of your birthday cake & eat it while doing “Show & Tell”!

We used to bring in cupcakes – one for each kid in class and one extra for the teacher. All the same size, but we didn’t count the sprinkles.

But he charged each kid a nickel!

Does the boy own the major means of production?

He’s not one, but you better believe the government and press are inundated with them. The series the Americans was loosely based on real events; and that was back when our security was much tighter. Now days the Chinese don’t even have to spend money to develop weapons, they just steal ours. And as easy as they infiltrate departments of government, the news outlets are a piece of cake. Yeah, my comment is about as funny as this comic.

No. If he were a communist and in charge of the cake; he and his close friends would keep half the cake and distribute the rest evenly. In communism; nothing is ever distributed equally.

This is so sad.

This teacher believes this. (Paraphrasing a saying)……All are equal…..just some are more equal than others.

I don’t think you can do that in school any more. Nothing home made, what a shame.

What is this, Opposite Day?

Maybe he’s the one responsible for the coronavirus.

Trump wants the kids to fight for it

I sure wish this comic wasn’t so realistic.

Wow. How accurate is the portrayal of SOME of the teaching profession and ALL of the ZT obliviots