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My son went to the grocery store a few days ago (I am not allowed, yet) and he said there is plenty of paper products, but still no cleaning supplies. How about in your area?
This joke is a bit behind (some pun intended). I work in a grocery store and we have gotten in pallets of toilet paper and paper towels over the past week.
Now that people have hoarded TP, they can use it as currency. Also, the US Mint can use it to print new money. Then the US will truly have dual-purpose currency. For those times when you need Legal Tender, and those times when you just need something “tender” for your….
I don’t know what all the fuss is about. When Kroger had Quilted Northern TP on sale for a Friday sale, I bought the limit of 5 packages. I’m good for six months plus. When something is on sale, I always stock up.
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!! Bleeb is back!!!!!!!!!!! Hi Little Alien Dude! Watch where you’re pointing that thing, Bleeb! Don’t want to destroy the TP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
allen@home almost 5 years ago
I wish they had done something like this sooner. It’s so bad now they even have had to arm Bleeb.
Leojim almost 5 years ago
TP needs a new classification. How many turds per-roll can you get? Let’s get real folks, That’s what really counts.
And remember, breakthrough seriously sucks. That’s a huge part of the equation.
whahoppened almost 5 years ago
Weight limit is certainly not a problem.
enigmamz almost 5 years ago
My store already has multiple brands on the shelves.
Doctor Toon almost 5 years ago
I work for a grocery store and during the worst of the “crisis” there were crowds of people waiting when the store opened
I kept an eye on them when they came in, would not have been too surprised at one point to be help up for TP
hardymk almost 5 years ago
My first 4 favorites are fine, after that they all have the AT&T ad, and will not come up!
Ned Snipes almost 5 years ago
Single rolls, how quaint.
Michael G. almost 5 years ago
Coming soon to a crazed populace near you!
ncorgbl almost 5 years ago
Why all the fuss? Just rinse it out, hang it to dry, and reuse it.
Smokie almost 5 years ago
My son went to the grocery store a few days ago (I am not allowed, yet) and he said there is plenty of paper products, but still no cleaning supplies. How about in your area?
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
What’s that one guy got, a blowgun?!
iwontgiveit almost 5 years ago
Two masks for five guards? Not very safe!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
So know we all know what the apocalypse will bring? Smelly bottoms.
davanden almost 5 years ago
Isn’t everyone tired of the toilet paper jokes by now?
geese28 almost 5 years ago
In the not too distant future of Brinks trucks…..
ajakimber425 almost 5 years ago
Yeah, that pretty much says it all.
dsatvoinde Premium Member almost 5 years ago
This joke is a bit behind (some pun intended). I work in a grocery store and we have gotten in pallets of toilet paper and paper towels over the past week.
Dobie Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Now that people have hoarded TP, they can use it as currency. Also, the US Mint can use it to print new money. Then the US will truly have dual-purpose currency. For those times when you need Legal Tender, and those times when you just need something “tender” for your….
paranormal almost 5 years ago
I don’t know what all the fuss is about. When Kroger had Quilted Northern TP on sale for a Friday sale, I bought the limit of 5 packages. I’m good for six months plus. When something is on sale, I always stock up.
zodismoon almost 5 years ago
Shouldn’t those be wrapped up and in boxes?
jivanimark almost 5 years ago
Wouldn’t want to get wiped out!
EarlWash1 almost 5 years ago
H I L A R E O U S .
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
That won’t last long.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Around here the network tells you where TP is in stock, but by the time you get there it’s gone.
Impkins Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!! Bleeb is back!!!!!!!!!!! Hi Little Alien Dude! Watch where you’re pointing that thing, Bleeb! Don’t want to destroy the TP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
robertedwinsing almost 5 years ago
Loved your 4/26 cartoon about the toilet paper craziness! See you on the golf course this summer. Stay well and safe! Bob S.
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
Careful Bleeb or you’ll get wiped out.
DennisMiddlebrooks almost 5 years ago
As long as there are corn cob rinds, we should have no problem.