Kliban by B. Kliban for April 13, 2020

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    RAGs  almost 5 years ago

    Like the poet who traded his work for a sea bird, he took a tern for the verse.

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    mrcooncat  almost 5 years ago

    Is that Mr. Wiener?

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    coltish1  almost 5 years ago

    He was always such a brat.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    He’ll be holed up in a bun-k no doubt!

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    carlzr  almost 5 years ago

    O boy! Another cured sausage joke.

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    mistercatworks  almost 5 years ago

    So, am I the only one to notice this is not an effective way to restrain a cylinder?

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    Linguist  almost 5 years ago

    And so … the thick-skinned Hot Dog turned into a whining Weiner.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Placing a wiener into the penal system. Seems appropriate.

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    6turtle9  almost 5 years ago

    Back in the day, one might dream of being an Oscar Meyer Weener, cause then everyone would love you. This one looks to be in hot water; maybe it will straighten him out.

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    INGSOC   almost 5 years ago

    Mustard up the courage to turn itself in..

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    carlzr  almost 5 years ago

    The other inmates will be waiting for him with mustard and sauerkraut.

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    Herb L 1954  almost 5 years ago

    Is this the wurst President in US history being lead to his perdition ?Too many enablers ;(

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    johnbrown1859  almost 5 years ago

    “Lemme see, lemme see. I know! I’ll grab his gun… aw-w-w shit.”

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