Close to Home by John McPherson for April 10, 2020

The house also comes with one little alien. Hi,Bleeb

No kitty, that’s not a mouse, that’s Bleeb the friendly alien! Don’t eat him.

Now that’s the cat’s meow!

No mousing around with this one.

I don’t know, looks in ratty shape to me.

Just what the neighborhood needs – a cat house!

Oh. Come. On! The ‘cat house’ jokes just write themselves.

Ooh! Sounds good to me! Not every house has a Bleeb in the attic, either…

Mice or cats in my house, tough choice.

“Oh Honey, we’ve always wanted a live in larder!”

“A two-story house and I’d love me some mouse! We’ll take it! Uh, why is there a Lego® in that window?”

Lego® Making children happy, and crippling barefoot adults since 1949. (I can’t stop with the Lego humor!)

And it also has a very nice window in the cattic…

Time for Jerry’s cousin from Australia to show up.

Is bleeb renting upstairs?

Try to look uninterested and they might drop the price.

I bet Bleeb likes the color

This doesn’t abode well for Bleeb.

I see Bleeb finally hitched a ride.

But does it come with a human to clean the litter boxes?