Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 16, 2020

So lemme guess – that wasn’t a mistake when you said you were an Ernie Bro?

Oh! Check for bottle caps!

Well, after this, we’re taking in a play, “The Importance of Being Ernie.”

He thought he said “BERT”?

Help please, I don’t get it.

A Bert in the hand is worth how many in the bush…?

The first word should have been “Earnestly.”

You don’t have to be such a Grouch about it. At least it’s a sunny day, the air is sweet, and you’re with friendly neighbors.

How about Big Bird watching?

Pretty Bertie. Pretty Bertie

I’d rather be hangin out with Snuffleupagus.

Hey Berts!

What do they eat when they are in the wild like that?

At least the multiple Bert’s are six feet from each other.

I never had trouble between ‘b’ and ‘t’ with my byslexia.

Well, we may see a pigeon or two, since Burts seem to enjoy pigeons. Also keep an eye out for paperclips.

The Berts seem to be looking for Ernie.

oh no…