Bite me.
I was being a pink elephant in a tutu, OK?
Look – the rest of the precinct has ignored the elephant in the room – why can’t you?
Just your average Republican, who can remember yesterday…
Well at least he’s addressing “The Elephant in the Room”
Curses! Foiled again!
How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a gray elephant?
Twist his trunk until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
If you don’t start talking, I will be forced to bring in the Meece taask force
It’s tough being an elephant with Alzheimer’s.
If I ever had to provide an alibi for something that happened more than a week ago, I’d be doomed.
My sixth grade teacher was the size of an elephant. You couldn’t trick him into forgetting anything either.
Dan Thompson
allen@home about 4 years ago
Bite me.
whahoppened about 4 years ago
I was being a pink elephant in a tutu, OK?
mddshubby2005 about 4 years ago
Look – the rest of the precinct has ignored the elephant in the room – why can’t you?
Quantum Leaper about 4 years ago
Just your average Republican, who can remember yesterday…
LordDogmore about 4 years ago
Well at least he’s addressing “The Elephant in the Room”
jpayne4040 about 4 years ago
Curses! Foiled again!
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 4 years ago
How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a gray elephant?
Twist his trunk until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
If you don’t start talking, I will be forced to bring in the Meece taask force
CrzyDyeman about 4 years ago
It’s tough being an elephant with Alzheimer’s.
Bill The Nuke about 4 years ago
If I ever had to provide an alibi for something that happened more than a week ago, I’d be doomed.
bookworm0812 about 4 years ago
My sixth grade teacher was the size of an elephant. You couldn’t trick him into forgetting anything either.