Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 17, 2020

“But Moses invests.”

But Esposito puts in the rebound!

WWJD

with savings earning less than 1 US cent on the dollar these days, we follow the sell all you have and give to the poor philosophy Jesus also expounded upon.

Sign on a billboard: JESUS SAVES-YOU SHOULD TOOFirst National Bank

Proof He really was human, He’s put on some pandemic weight too.

You can’t take it with you, so Jesus Excels.

Jesus forgives, but Adobe doesn’t. When you just think you’ve paid enough, they want more.

Pretty Divine Function?

Maybe it should be updated to … Jesus reboots.

“And Esposito scores on the rebound.”

“Where are you from, nose city???” :)

A little blasphemous, aren’t we?