Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 21, 2020

let’s see Lucy, Violet, Schroeder, and the other kids give selling the tickets a whirl

how are stomach aches charity, Marcie?

When I was a real young little squirt, I went around my little neighborhood trying to sell birdseed. Can you imagine that !

If you don’t buy a ticket, I’ll talk and burp at the same time.

No Marcie, they aren’t.

They should have tried headaches instead. (-:

the charity should have been to raise money to teach the people in this neighborhood to be more civil instead of slamming doors in the faces of little girls (this is two days in a row!)

Dress it up a bit. Say your charity is fighting gastrointestinal distress.

At least Marcy isn’t carrying around a bundle of pamphlets entitled “The Watch Tower” …

If you don’t want to support the cause you should return your Belly button.

Marcie could just lie and say it’s for something like Ebola.

Keep her flying down the stairs each time she knocks on a door, and they will have to have a charity game to pay for Marcie’s injury bills.

Orphan diseases never get any love…

Marcie getting angry? There’s a first.

Yep slaming the door on children. HAHAHAHA

Poor Marcie. Tasked wiht selling tickets to a charity game for a joke of a charity.

Never mind kids, this one is one of the nasty ones. You will find patrons for stomach-aches. Some grown ups are just headaches.

They are??!!!!!!?!??!?

I guess the idea of what constitutes a ‘legitimate charity’ is like our debate over who is an ‘essential worker’ today.

I’d probably chip in a buck just for the creativity.