The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 23, 2020

That’s a latte of property damage there.

Deservedly short lived.

At least they weren’t falling asleep at the wheel.

Too bad! It was probably better than, ‘Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee’. Jerry Seinfeld is NOT funny.

I guess if any papers in the U.K. carry Argyle Sweater, they’ll have to flip this one.

I see venti of trouble in their future.

They are going to see stars and it will cost lots of bucks.

A thot that sometimes occurs to me while driving down a 2-lane highway at night: “What if the guy in the oncoming lane is horribly depressed and decides to end it all right now?” Can’t say it keeps me awake or constantly preys on my mind, but it does keep popping up from time to time.

There’s a lesson to be learned here, and you only get one shot at it.

The show crashed and burned?

The other driver has grounds for legal action. They weren’t even in the espresso lane.

The taxi-driving quiz show host and the medium who gave readings weren’t exactly safe either.

‘Still can’t figure the language gender rules. Male reference ending in ‘a’, not that there’s anything wrong with that, but it does require an author to be more specific.

Indiana has a no-hand-held-cell-phone-use-while-driving law going into effect this summer. I sure hope it’s more rigorously enforced than other traffic laws.

And this idiocy is considered funny?