Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 30, 2020

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    dadthedawg Premium Member over 4 years ago

    How can you be the lord of the rings under these conditions? …

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    willispate  over 4 years ago

    ouch.

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    1953Baby  over 4 years ago

    Just remember how you looked in those plaid pajamas. . .and your scale’s attitude. . .

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    William Robbins Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That’s more than double meaning when your characters are birds…

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    Linguist  over 4 years ago

    The only thing fried, from now on, will be his brain.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I would relish being on that list.

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    Cannoneer  over 4 years ago

    iPhone earbuds will survive the washer and drier.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    There’s old birds, and there’s fat birds, but there are no old fat birds.

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    Lightpainter  over 4 years ago

    Might as well give him the onion rings…he already has one foot in the grave with that body shape.

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    cwg  over 4 years ago

    This was a good groaner.

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