B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 13, 2020

He must have it in “Granny” gear !

I’d be more interested to know where they’re taking it, and then I’m wondering what they’re going to do with it when they get it there. ???

Can’t be much torque available, much friction based pull force either.

I don’t see what torque has to do with anything here. Nothing’s rotating. Weight, strength, and friction, on the other hand…

Torque and traction. He needs a heavier bird to help hold him down.

Fat Broad looks at it, says “you caught it, YOU clean it!”

Which one is the carnivore?

I think it was Road & Track magazine that once punned the phrase, “Torque is cheap.”

I wonder how many gears that turtle has.

Stick a torque in it … it’s done!

Let’s give them something to torque about.

That’s not a torque! They have feathers. This is a bronto.

At least tortoise Isn’t DRAGON his Arse

So what the heck happened? Turtles buddy get to many fermented apples and pass out? Whatever the case, the 4 wheel drive low range of turtle is indeed impressive.

Awfully ambitious …

But where did the pink rubber band come from? Or what is it? Oddly, today’s ‘Back to B.C.’ features the all-consuming power of an anteater’s tongue, so could this ‘rubber band’ be related?

With a battery electric vehicle, you get both.

If I were the only one pulling I would be torqued too.

there’s no replacement for displacement!!! (say the big block guys…)

So, if he feels he gets better traction if he folds the bird under his Canadian hat, would that be a toque torque tuck? ☺

He’s in training for the endurance portion of his race with that “wabbit!” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJu4reJciv4

Be easier to bring the family to lunch than bring lunch to the family.

Ford’s 300cid straight 6, nicknamed “The Annihilator”. It’d pull just about anything. You just couldn’t be in a hurry to get there.

I think that is the idea behind a doddle bug (poor mans tractor)

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Tastes like chicken, begat by its ancestors in tens of millions of years and much appreciated.

You all just naturally assume they’re gonna eat it, maybe they’re just tryin’ to get it home after a rough night out. Probably should’ve called Lyft.

Uber Eats, the early years