Strange Brew by John Deering for April 16, 2020

I have been wondering since I was a kid when he would figure that out.

Silly rabbi! Kicks are for Trids!

yeah, but you should be using a credit card. Do rabbits normally HAVE credit cards?

I heard the rabbit went on to join a football team as a punter. He had to launch the ball at exactly the right angle. Silly rabbit. trig is for kicks.

But stay away from Fudd Lion, Fudd Town, and Key Fudd.

At the store, he will bump into a coyote with the same expression buying a package of chicken.

It took me awhile to notice the cereal changed from turd balls to fruity shapes.

Stores are for people, silly rabbit. Besides, social distancing now.

There was an ad in which he disguised himself as a human and bought Trix at the store, but he still wasn’t happy when he realized he had no milk. Yup, it was an ad for two products.

This reminds me of my answer to the jingle, “What would you do for a Klondike Bar?” I always reply, “Go to the store and buy one.”

BUNNY!