Close to Home by John McPherson for April 15, 2020

Bleeb i do hope you know how to swim.

Try choking it. If that doesn’t work, try choking Bob.

Lady, it’s fuel injection; that doesn’t work!

Okay, this is old days, but holy snikey, when it’s flooded you don’t keep on pumping the gas pedal! Whoa

Even Bleeb is going old school with the floating log bit.

Does anybody else notice that the water flooding is only on the road? Doggone comics physics?

Shall I tell myself to go to bed now? Yes, to many questions.

“What we have here is a failure to communicate.”

I love people who ignore blockades and know better. Just keep driving in the flood, don’t let them stop you!! You have the right to get yourself killed. The sad part is you endanger good first responders who have to save your butts.

Oh cry me a river!

Okay. Communication and understanding are two entirely different things.

She maybe should have mentioned to Bob that she’s actually in the river.

“I didn’t say the engine was flooded…I said the car is flooded.”

this reminds me of tech support by phone. there was always something they neglected to tell you about. Computer is not working: it’s not coming on? Is it plugged in? answer: I can’t tell. Why not? answer: well the power is out her so it’s kind of dark.

Abandon ship! She’s taking on water! S.O.S.! To the lifeboats!

Check engine light is probably on, too.

Try the backstroke!

Turn around, don’t drown!

From the position of Bleeb antenna I say that river is raging.

Rollin’——rollin’—-rollin’ on a river!

“Okay honey, don’t panic, don’t panic! I can get ya outa this. You say you’re in the car floating down a river?! Okay, I want ya to look for a red button just to the left of the steering wheel and when you press it, a small boat motor will pop out of the back. It’s small but it will provide enough power to raise the car out of the water enough for the airplane wings and propeller to pop out and fly you out of the river. Naaah, I’m just kiddin’ ya….you’re pretty much toast!

Drive, drive, drive your car, gently down the stream…

Turn on your camera and try live streaming.

I guess she never heard not to drive into standing water during a rain storm.

Pumping the gas is why it’s flooded. Well, the other reason.

Best you stay in, Bob

Hi Everyone! Hi Little Alien Dude! Bleeb just loves playing in the water! Oh shoot! He forgot his life vest, again! Hang on Bleeb!!!!!!!! :)

Should’ve got the model with pontoons.