Pluggers by Rick McKee for April 23, 2020

sounds like good and bad news at the same time

Haha! It reminds me that I recently saw the movie Chitty Chitty bang Bang.

Or when the doctor flushed an abandon car out of my ear.

Same thing happens when you turn off the radio …

Why does this character not look Puggerish? Is this permanent?

Uh oh no

We could just hope that she has a bad ear doc and is just hearing things

An old man visited his doctor for help with a problem.

“Doc, I don’t know what’s wrong, but I fart all the time. It’s weird because they are silent and odorless, but they keep coming out. In fact, I’ve farted about 6 times just sitting here. What can I do?”

The doctor replied, “Here, take one of these pills every morning and then come see me in a week.”

A week later, the old man came back to the doctor and he was upset. “Doc, those pills didn’t help – they made it worse! I’m still farting, but now they stink something fierce!”

The doctor replied, “Calm down, sir. Now that we’ve cleared your sinuses, we can work on your hearing.”

Whenever my car makes a noise my heart and my wallet skip a beat.

Just had work done on my van and they fixed an exhaust noise and when I drove it for the first time I had to take it back to check on a noise I never heard before because I couldn’t hear it. Bad wheel bearing.

Or you clean out your ears because of that strange buzzing sound in them, and it makes no difference, until the refrigerator stops running.

Or he cleans out your sinuses and suddenly there’s a burning smell.

Or if you get your first set of hearing aids and your car (and your fridge and your dishwasher, etc.) start making those noises.

Even worse is when your doctor clears your sinuses and you find out your farts are definitely not fragrant…