Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 24, 2020

There goes the neighborhood

Can you play frisbee with those halos?

I wonder who Broomie is trying to visit?

Not even at Heavens gates Is she welcome….oy

I can’t think of a more boring way to spend Eternity. Fortunately, I don’t believe in souls, etc.

1500 years is a long time to behave!

what? We wanted to have Broomie still for a while..

OK, one place doesn’t want her, and the other place is afraid she might take over.

“No Vacancy” :-)

GO AND CONQUER, BROOM!

Most likely not much fun anyways. No Loss. HEard the person who runs it is a psycho

DoD had us replace the Windows welcome screen with a warning. Apparently someone got away with a hack because of it.

The trapdoor in front of St. Pete is one heck of a ride down.

“Use the chute”.

That’s a hell of a way to treat her..

“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.” Mark Twain

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” Mark Twain

“Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.” Mark Twain

Cannot be Heaven because Heaven is a nice place – very nice place.

The angel in the upper right corner looks like Broomie’s sister. No wonder she doesn’t look happy.

Now, now, Pete! Even Broomie deserves a Fair Hearing before being sent down!