Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 12, 2020

Isn’t that the truth?!

I did things in my youth that would not only be politically-incorrect today. Some of them would be outright illegal.

Gawd, do I NOT miss the melodrama of youth. . .Oh, I’m so gla-a-d that I_m-m not young anymore. . .(picture me with straw hat and cane).

Aunty, that would be long ago and far away.

If you look at the world through the bottom of a wine glass you are draining, it will all seem so transitory.

Dunno, Aunty…I’m not exactly yearning for a hangover! :D

If I could just remember them . . .

Problems of my youth are all I have anymore; they torment me every waking minute.

I’m at the point in life where I’m wondering how I survived the problems of my youth.

It’s the things I didn’t do when I was young & stupid that I regret most often.