Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 21, 2020

Same here.

Yes Aunty. That’s why we invented social distancing.

The more we see you less, the better we love to hate you. :-p

If I’m not invited, I don’t care. I don’t measure myself in terms of how well other people like me but how well I can manage to like other people.

I’ll invite you, Aunty. But, only after you promise not to come.

Good invitation, bad address.

Auntie, you’re not facing reality. They’re not inviting you out of fear that you will come.

Yes!

Aunty would never attend a party that would invite someone like Her.