Bad Machinery by John Allison for December 16, 2021

I’m sure the Key Sword will solve all of their problems.

Blossom is in a sweater and Corky is in a jacket, but it’s not enough, since they are both apparently cold. Tuan is clad in… a sleeveless undershirt. What a man, Tuan! It’s the power of the Key Sword!

Please note that a “keysword” is not the same as a “keyblade”. Primarily because the latter is the IP of Disney, and they’re probably not above suing over that. :)

(Of course, now I want Tackleford World in Kingdom Hearts, but it’s probably not gonna happen. Now I has a sad.)

That must be some airport if t-shirts are getting sold and distributed with their name on it, like the one Lem’s currently wearing.

Shauna, wait ‘til you see Lem’s parents when they’re not wearing their “normal parents” disguise.

Even if brainwashed, Jack, Lottie and Mildred can understand how weird Lem’s parents are. Good sign! Love how Blossom is disappointed♡.

“I’d feel sorry for him if he wasn’t a mad bodysnatchin’ freak.”

Ah, of only I had a dime for every time I’ve said that about someone …

I get the feeling that you shouldn’t tit about with a Keysword.