Bad Machinery by John Allison for January 24, 2022

This insanity, on the other hand… this is alllll Mildew.

There are more eyebrows in heaven and earth, Mildew, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Second set of eye-brows… mmmh, should I try it?

Shauna and Mildred, the unstoppable duo, has return! HOORAY!!!!

This doesn’t so much prove that Mildred is serious as it proves that she is a mad nutter.

I mean, how could one possibly be seriouser than THAT?

Where’d she get the Sharpie?

Yeah, this seems like the real Mildred—an onion zombie wouldn’t be clever enough to think of trying this.

Gotta watch those “furtive movements”.

Don’t tit about with permanent markers! You can tit about a bit with dry erase markers if you like, but permanent markers are serious!