Bad Machinery by John Allison for January 28, 2025

Yes, Mil, nice parking. And some lunatic is about to slit your pal’s throat with the Cursed Knife.

Now that I think of it, why don’t they call Linton’s dad, the police chief?

As a connoisseur of parallel parking, that is indeed flawless.

Drive it like you stole it, Mildew.

Oh, wait, you did.

I think Jack’s brain just locked up.

We’ll put that on your tombstone.

How fortunate that Linton was there to give Mildred the right directions. He seems to know a lot about driving rules.

Parallel parking—pass

Everything else—ehhhh…

Come on, Linton! No compliment on the parking?! Mildred got your tongue?