Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 02, 2020

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    rekam Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Had to laugh since I wear progressive lenses myself.

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    my lenses are regressive…

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    The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Faster than a speeding bullet, able to fry three eggs at a time…

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    dflak  over 4 years ago

    I remember getting my first bifocals. The only way to see anything clearly out of them is to point your nose straight at what you want to see. This is 180 degrees out of sync with what i was taught in pilot training: move your eyes, not your head.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Even NASA hasn’t figured out how he does that.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    I hate glasses

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’ve worn glasses since second grade. I went to progressives around the age of 50; it took me more than three months to get used to them. During that time there were no straight lines or right angles in my world. Thank the ghods my brain finally adjusted; couldn’t do without ’em now.

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    paullp Premium Member over 4 years ago

    And Superman needs glasses because . . . ?

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    Julie478 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’ve been wearing progressives for a while now. Every now and then, I’ll wonder why my computer screen isn’t coming into focus and I’ll move my head up and down trying to get the screen to come in focus, only to realize, I didn’t have my glasses on. It’s amazing how our brains work and our muscle memory.

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    …able to light two cigarettes in a single blink.

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    Cactus-Pete  over 4 years ago

    Superman doesn’t wear glasses. When he puts on glasses, he becomes someone else.

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    jerryangert  over 4 years ago

    Perfect!! I’m an optician and will show this to every new wearer of progressive lenses.

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