Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for April 25, 2020

You may have to trade the newly restored car for a week’s worth of TP. (on the black market)

That was last week; this week, it’s dairy!!

Last Friday and today there was actually a lot of TP and paper towels at Safeway. No bleach though. Must be being used for “cleansing cocktails” as suggested by dumpty.

Pick me up a bottle of rubbing alcohol. Wal-Mart’s been out for a month+.

Ha! The hook! It’s like watching a cartoon!

I’m enjoying the stories about people trying to return a 1000 rolls of TP.

didn’t they get a loaner from their insurance co?

I have the bleach now just need the syringe

Uh oh. This shopping trip is doomed.

No TP or paper towels here in northern NJ. Or Peanut Butter!