New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for April 13, 2020

Why not both?

Translation for Americans:

bog roll = a roll of toilet paper

Interesting reversal in the final panel.

My Fave TP 4-pack was $2.19 in Jan, & in stock. Now, it’s $3.49 & no stock! Check those shelf tags, Folks!

“Are you my Mummy?”

“Don’t blink. Don’t even blink. Blink and you’re dead. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t blink.”

Odd, but I went shopping at Kroger on Saturday, and the shelves were full of T.P….

All your toilet roll are belong to us

I have a friend who was so creeped out by the gas mask episode of the ninth Doctor that 15 years later (?!?!?) all I have to do is say “Are you my mummy?” to freak him out. I also like to walk up behind him and whisper “Don’t blink!”

I’m a Dalek.

Lucked out by running low just before this all happened so I got a 16-pack then. We are now about half-way through it, so fingers crossed.

That’s going to be my new term for TP.