Close to Home by John McPherson for April 25, 2020

You found a way so visitors don’t hang around long.

A womb-room.

Oh, dear!

Please spare me the natural sound that would go with it.

Time for ‘Social Distancing’…Bye!

Well, at first thought I was a bit disturbed, but now that I think of it, perhaps that could be the new paisley. Personal Paternity Paisley Patterns, perfect.

Sadly, I have no doubt that there are people who would actually do this in real life.

So what is that thing right behind the pregnant ladies left calf? The back corner of the couch? If it is, why isn’t it the same color of the couch?

Looks like airplane dials from here

“Wait a minute, I can see my car keys on one of those!”

Get all the wall paper out of my house. Thank you

Brought to mind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugn_qmQ0NFo

A constant reminder not to have another kid.

I miss Bleeb. We need some current comics here.

Twins would be double the pleasure.

where has the little alien been?