When my cat dies, I am taking her to a taxidermist hand having her stuffed in a sleeping position. I’ll move her around the house several times a day. I won’t miss her at all.
I hope everyone realizes that cats are not native to this planet. They were sent here to determine our methods and the best way to conquer us. When they stare out the window at the sky for long periods of time, they are beaming back information to the mother ship.
My roommate’s cat has taken to hiding, then running out to bite the backs of my calves as soon as I pass. He does the cat equivalent of a snicker and walks away quite proud of himself. He won’t do this to my roommate since he knows better than to bite her.
RAGs over 4 years ago
“It’s all a game until someone’s tail gets stepped on.”
Vilyehm over 4 years ago
Meatloaf imitation Olympics.
TStyle78 over 4 years ago
Same for toddlers.
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
It’s always playtime—-unless it’s naptime or dinnertime.
J Quest over 4 years ago
My cat was a healthy scratch in the boxing competition…
dflak over 4 years ago
When my cat dies, I am taking her to a taxidermist hand having her stuffed in a sleeping position. I’ll move her around the house several times a day. I won’t miss her at all.
zeexenon over 4 years ago
Move along! Move along folks, there’s nothing to see here.
swanridge over 4 years ago
I hope everyone realizes that cats are not native to this planet. They were sent here to determine our methods and the best way to conquer us. When they stare out the window at the sky for long periods of time, they are beaming back information to the mother ship.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 4 years ago
My roommate’s cat has taken to hiding, then running out to bite the backs of my calves as soon as I pass. He does the cat equivalent of a snicker and walks away quite proud of himself. He won’t do this to my roommate since he knows better than to bite her.
DavidMagoon1 over 4 years ago
At least exercise is good.
stevenxfiles almost 3 years ago
Cats are good, kids are better!