Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 31, 2020

I thought he wanted to enter heaven in disguise.

I tried that once. I didn’t get the job, but the interviewer said she liked my Wonder Woman costume!

if i dressed for the job i wanted they’d probably put me in jail…

I went to a job interview once wearing a Cheetos-stained t-shirt, boxer shorts, and carrying a TV remote control. Turns out they didn’t have the job I wanted.

Beer taster, and I’ll supply my own stein.

Come to think of it, if you found yourself in Heaven, would you really want to stand at a lectern outside the gate all the time? St. Peter may be thinking “you want this job? You’re welcome to it.”

Entrance denied! Your aspirations are above and beyond reason!

Now that it’s warmer, it’s back to shorts, sandals, and tropical shirts, the goal being to become a beachcomber in Tahiti… Now, who’s hiring?

Where are the fake wings to go with the fake beard?

Not good, if you are dressed better than the interviewer. They take notice to your shoes, brief case , and watch.

Yeah, the angel Lucifer tried the same thing

Great advice. I wonder where Gregor Samsa shops.