Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 04, 2020

They never seen the kitchen in their school!

It’s been a week since I got out of school

Good morning early readers! I detect that something interesting will happen with Nate’s new-found “gift”.

THAT’S INSACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN MY SCHOOL FIRE :O

Me after coming upstairs to bed from a murder movie marathon, “One more comic…”

who here thinks this is just a dream

Why nate?!?!?!?

You guys remember when I “predicted the future” by announcing a Big Nate TV series cast list two years before the series was officially announced, and then making up an alternate ending for a Big Nate comic last year that was used in another comic this year? I think I might have the gift of prophecy!

YESSSSSSS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAA

What am I the only one that got “The Dude abides” from Marcus’ line?

So I doubt anyone here will remember, but I used to be active in these comments over 2 years ago when all this poll stuff started, and I gotta say I’m seriously surprised its STILL such a big deal two years later. I mean, yall, its a big nate comment board. If you don’t like whats commented there just… don’t read it. Also I’m just going to point this out but the more attention you give people the more they are going to do what they do. Basically, polls only lasted this long because people tried to stop them, turning it into a way to get attention.

This looks like an interesting arc

Stop replying to @Oof_BigNate just flag and move on

Would be funny (and stupid) if in next week’s arc, Nate gets so lucky that his ungodly ego starts to think that he isn’t just a prophet, but a god himself…

But then Saturday rolls around, everything goes back to normal in school and Mrs. Godfrey gives him detention and gives him a zero for his unfinished homework and that is where Francis reminds Nate that "Well to be fair, she has “God” in her name." and Nate mutters something along the lines of “Oh how I hate her…”

Nate’s predictions finally came true, for once!!!!

I don’t think Nate’s being very smart about this

Next thing you know, he wishes that a meteor strikes the school

To be fair, most prophets DO just mostly say “Yak yak yak yak yak yak”

Lucky

In my sophomore year of college, the fire alarm went off in a 23-story high-rise dorm. When fire alarms go off, generally the elevators shut down. I happened to be on floor 21 at the time. So, walking/trotting/running down 21 stories. Yeah, not fun, and lots of students were jabbering about what a PITA fire drills were, etc. …then we hit floor 4 and smelled smoke. It was NOT a drill.

Kids, draw your own lessons from this.

Nat predicted!!

Nate all ways thinks he is telepathic !

Hi I’m new. Nate finally has the fire drill after 20 of asking for one

Hello, good morning. Next question: When has Nate said he was gifted or has any abilities?

Nate, you need to learn what COINCIDENCES are. Also, besides a real fire, a drill, and a gas leak, what could it be anyways? He had a 33.333333% chance of guessing right. As for guessing that it was in the kitchen, where else would gas lines need to go to?

When Nate has good luck he is bound to get bad luck as seen with the lucky pencil that was taken by Mr Galvin.

Nate is a psycho- I mean psychic.

Over history, most of the violence in the world has been over a difference of opinion as to which prophet was actually God’s chosen one. Since they all have basically the same message, and one of the primary parts of that message is " Thou shalt not kill", God must be really pissed that we can’t even seem to get that right.

It wasn’t a prediction because it had already happened!

I’ve been questioning god’s prophets for years. And his profits, too.

what would happen if not for the drill

So you guys commented on what I should be and I think they were all great but I liked Darth plaguis’ idea so I will be a Sith Lord for one week okay guys?

Goodbye Big Nate community. I’m catching the Big Nate First Class Train from now on.

SURE you do, Nate.

How come everyone replied to today’s poll? Is it really hard to just ignore it?

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I am going to make an example poll for what I think they should be like. Has your school ever had a non-drill “drill”? (for example, fire drill, earthquake drill…) (this is related to the arc, not just big nate)

This is the best arc is a while!!

get me a yessir im lucky sir in the chat

Imagine, “For Nate 4:12 says ‘though shall prophesy a gas leak every morning when homework be handed in.’”

Probably a cafeteria lady “leaking gas”

randy

Now THIS feels like classic Big Nate :)

Dear everyone, As you can see, I will love to stay, but my time is over. So, I will say my last word- I se

So that means all the lunch ladies are screaming and running all over the caf- Never mind.

Theory Nate gets back in class the next day and Gina tells Godfrey that you just asked Nate about his home work

Nolan

I will crush you all! I’m was Ahsoka originally

I hate Nate’s dad and Nate’s uncle and Gina and Randy

Clap clap clap that was extremely cheesy but honorable

What if Nate says “Maybe Ms. Godfrey will be fired?” and then it stops working?

And it all started on a stupid poll

Can we make this the most replyed comment

hi cohen

decorate, not Martysays comments with red flags

prolly ellen or she who must not be named @Oof_BigNate

And so his ego skyrockets again

marcus

Nate steals Chad’s gas mask, goes inside the school with a match, lights the center of the gas leak on fire, and runs for his life. Five seconds later, there is nothing left of P.S. 38 but a smoking crater

who leaked gas?