FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 28, 2020

As if Paige wanted to play with two William Tells.

And what pray tell was the target?

Biathalon?

Biathlon

the Summer Games version of biathlon?

I mean, at least they’re hitting their targets perfectly.

Not the Summer Games, the Hunger Games? Let Katniss Everdeen teach you some bowmanship. Or, in her case, bowomanship.

Odd. Based on relative heights, the boys must be about 4 years old or less. I was 4 ft. tall (average) at 7 years old.

He may be smart enough to do an entire math test in 30 seconds, but given his apparent lack of self preservation and survival instincts I’m still going to have to put him in the “too stupid to live” category.

In a later year, Jason might wear a green hood and say, “Paige Fox, you have failed this city.”

I believe this one has been changed to eliminate the reference to the next Olympic year.

At least they didn’t fire at Will.