Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 08, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    The heart is willing; the body not so much.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    don’t you just loathe it when you trip o’er yourself?

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    codycab  over 4 years ago

    Bike or not, Calvin really shouldn’t go anywhere without wearing a helmet.

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    Prescott_Philosopher   over 4 years ago

    “ironic coincidence” Interesting phrase as the two are usually mutually exclusive.

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  over 4 years ago

    When the killer bike doesn’t even need to chase Calvin to hurt him, you know something’s wrong

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    Mario64Unleashed  over 4 years ago

    Ouch…

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    Robin Harwood  over 4 years ago

    Heed the omen, Calvin!

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    rshive  over 4 years ago

    Remember when I was trying to learn how to ride a bike. I was told how to stop—- “Push the pedals backward”. But I could never figure out exactly what that meant. So I went flying across the local busy road, me screaming and the car horns honking everywhere. My parents weren’t impressed. I had to wait for another year until we’d moved to a more rural location to learn how to ride the bike.

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Aw, poor Calvin.

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    It’s a good day to go inside and watch TV, Calvin!

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    tripwire45  over 4 years ago

    My granddaughter is almost five years old. Last Sunday, my son decided it was time she learned to ride a bike without training wheels. It worked out fine for a few minutes.

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    Jimvideo  over 4 years ago

    Wear a helmet!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 4 years ago

    My father had so much trouble teaching me, he gave up with my brother early on.

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    radleymartin0  over 4 years ago

    Evil omen bum bum bum!!!

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    brucemart Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Ironic juxtaposition? In a comic?

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    Tentoes  over 4 years ago

    How to teach a kid to ride: Start them on a trike or something so they learn how to pedal. When time for a bike, forget the training wheels. Throw those away. Set the seat low enough they can easily reach the ground with both feet. Take off the pedals and chain so they are not in the way of feet. Let them play with it this way for a while. They will discover it “glides” on their own within minutes. To turn, they’ll stop, turn the bike, then go again. When you notice they don’t stop to turn, they know how to ride. Put the pedals and chain back on and they’re going. No fuss, no fear, no frustration, little chance of injury.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Surprising that the whole youth fad of untied shoes ever caught on!

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    KEA  over 4 years ago

    actually it’s easier once you’re moving, since you then have gyroscopic effect helping out.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 4 years ago

    If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.

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    pchemcat  over 4 years ago

    Riding the bike is easier, I have been known to fall off my sneakers while standing still. I don’t run, I will trip over my own feet and face-plant in less than 10 steps.

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    Boba Fett (32-19 BBY)  over 4 years ago

    Calvin is a cults

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    SweetSinger  over 4 years ago

    Fortunately the kid is all cartilage.

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    Dr. Quatermass  over 4 years ago

    I’ll bet that “Ironic Coincidence” is an emo band and “Evil Omen” is a death metal band.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    Imagine if that happened during the ballgame.

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    SanjayGold  over 4 years ago

    Calvin should watch where he is going in my opinion

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    El Paso Mark  over 4 years ago

    One of the best days of my life was the day I learned to ride a bike.

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    InquireWithin  over 4 years ago

    Calvin: “I’m going to learn to ride that bike if it kills me!”

    Fate: “If you say so…”

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