Close to Home by John McPherson for May 02, 2020

Be very careful Bleeb. You’re in a dangerous place his balls are flying everywhere.

Reminds me of that bouncey thing in Men in Black.

It works for hockey (Sidney Crosby) but not golf.

I saw a sign Friday saying the golf course was open again.

Heh. In my list, this is the second golf joke in a row (Frank and Earnest)

Golf IS a joke.

He can come to Hawaii, they just opened them. Nothing else but at least everyone can golf now. That makes a lot of sense right?

Work on your putting, it will improve your score more.

Here in Tampa golf courses were deemed a critical resource that must be left open. (Not kidding). But we were limited to only one person per cart and no rakes for the sand traps were provided. The downside to this is the rates were raised and tee times were limited to the number of carts a course has available. The upside is courses are giving out one free roll of TP per person if you are a senior citizen.

I saw people on the golf course in Rochester, MN yesterday.

some have opened up here but golf carts not allowed.

The golf courses in my area are open, though social distancing is being “enforced” and no golf carts are allowed for now.

Careful! Sunlight and fresh air might kill you!

I suppose this is a good time to work on your short game. Putting is important too.

I knew a fellow who decided his basement would make a fine FIRING RANGE. What the !!!!! Yes, his blowing a hole in his new water heater was funny, but no one was laughing about the ricochet that took him out. Moral of the story: think sober before playing.

looks like bleeb found himself (herself?) a safe place to watch

“Oooooh, hooked it! He shoulda used his nonon! You mean…nine-iron? Yes, that’s what I said!”

The golf courses in my area are all open.

ours opened here too… not too concerned about the rules. Quarantine day 50 baby!

Golf courses are open around here — never closed. Signs promoting social distancing, clubhouse closed, reserved tee times, and no more than four in a group.

Ladies, you shouldn’t be down there without personal protective equipment.

When you think about, golf is one sport that has always practiced social distancing, until they get to the 19th hole at least.

Fore.

I’d say his wife isn’t very happy, either.

There are people here who are probably glad they were closed until May 1. I’ve seen quite a few people sneaking into the fancy course that’s usually $100+ to play.