The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 06, 2020

“Can I have a ‘P’, Pat?”

Q: How many ophthalmologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One or two? Three or four? Five or six?

How can Vanna work those letters?

what do you call an ophthalmologist who sees double?………..drunk!

I hate when that happens….

Hey, Pat Sajak is our society’s most learned man of letters.

If there’s no “T,” I’ll have some coffee. And then after a while, I’ll have a “P.”

Do they spin the wheel to find their prescription?

The rest of his staff finally told him they had better things to do than to stand and clap after each letter was called out.

Just not the same without Vanna.

I see what you did there.

I’d like to solve Pat.

That was until Pat fell into the lens grinding equipment and made a spectacle of himself.

Gees, I wonder if I got delivery of my Amazon order.

As long as I have two good "I"s, I’m satisfied.