“Can I have a ‘P’, Pat?”
Q: How many ophthalmologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One or two? Three or four? Five or six?
How can Vanna work those letters?
what do you call an ophthalmologist who sees double?………..drunk!
I hate when that happens….
Hey, Pat Sajak is our society’s most learned man of letters.
If there’s no “T,” I’ll have some coffee. And then after a while, I’ll have a “P.”
Do they spin the wheel to find their prescription?
The rest of his staff finally told him they had better things to do than to stand and clap after each letter was called out.
Just not the same without Vanna.
I see what you did there.
I’d like to solve Pat.
That was until Pat fell into the lens grinding equipment and made a spectacle of himself.
Gees, I wonder if I got delivery of my Amazon order.
As long as I have two good "I"s, I’m satisfied.
Dirty Dragon almost 5 years ago
“Can I have a ‘P’, Pat?”
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Q: How many ophthalmologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One or two? Three or four? Five or six?
iggyman almost 5 years ago
How can Vanna work those letters?
zerotvus almost 5 years ago
what do you call an ophthalmologist who sees double?………..drunk!
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
I hate when that happens….
uniquename almost 5 years ago
Hey, Pat Sajak is our society’s most learned man of letters.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 5 years ago
If there’s no “T,” I’ll have some coffee. And then after a while, I’ll have a “P.”
rdav1248961 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Do they spin the wheel to find their prescription?
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The rest of his staff finally told him they had better things to do than to stand and clap after each letter was called out.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Just not the same without Vanna.
Lablubber almost 5 years ago
I see what you did there.
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
I’d like to solve Pat.
Digital Frog almost 5 years ago
That was until Pat fell into the lens grinding equipment and made a spectacle of himself.
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Gees, I wonder if I got delivery of my Amazon order.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 5 years ago
As long as I have two good "I"s, I’m satisfied.