Pickles by Brian Crane for March 12, 2011

THAT’S what I HATE about cargo clothes!

It will take opal an hour to go through all those pockets before she can throw them in the wash.

You’re better off wearing a cargo plane, Earl.

I have to admit, that’s one thing I love about winter - that big coat has LOTS of pockets.

Now Earl has to buy a Cargo Van.

I have the same problem with my Scout leader’s uniform…

Why not just roll a suitcase behind you? It’s a lighter load.

He looks like he is ready for the foreign legion. Which, would be something to consider, if I was married to Opal.

cdward… Winter??? What’s winter 80 degrees in Vegas Yesterday…

Must be Swiss Army pants.

Yeah, Vegas. and minute from a sand storm, a rattler bite or, worse, a chorus girl with a heart of tin.

My husband had on some khaki pants and a shirt when he was pumping gas into the motor home. A lady, in a hurry, handed him the $10 to pay for the gas she had just pumped into her car and drove on. He never wore them together again.

Vegas, you are welcome to it. I love my winter and would never want to live where it wasn’t a part of my life.

And I’ve lived in a winter climate 42 years of my life. I’ve managed to escape it and never want to see it again, cdward. Good bye & good riddance!

Everything has a drawback, Earl.

I’ve been in Vegas 41 years… Never saw a sandstorm. Never saw a rattler… I went with a chorus girl from the Holliday casino. I guess it depends on your looks and how you treat a girl. AND I take it you lost…

Low: 55 High: 78° Low: 52° High: 79° Low: 53° High: 80° Low: 55° High: 83°

Heaven’s waiting room…