Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for April 29, 2020

That is very unique…something we may see in future Olympics? I think it could give curling a run for its money.

Luty toot toot!

For Round 2, I want those squirrels from “Mutts” to come for a nut-throwing contest.

Maybe if Verne plays the lute while walking a tightrope.

He could bill himself as Lute Skywalker.

I think that what we need is another Over The Hedge MOVIE. hint hint :)

Fry and Lewis how do you distract by reminding us of the condition our condition’s in ?

Maybe Hammy could give the daily “Briefings”. That way they would be BOTH more entertaining, and MORE INTELLIGENT!

“An elven-maid there was of old,A stenographer by day;Her hair was fake, her teeth were gold,Her scent was that of cheap sachet.

She thought that art was really ‘keen’,The top ten she could hum;Her eyes were full of Maybelline,Her mouth, of chewing gum.

Her head was full of men and clothes,Her hair, of rattled curls;Her legs she wrapped in fine Sup-Hose,For nights out with the girls.

She met one morn an elvin-lad,Who took her to the fights,And said he owned a spacious pad,And went to law school nights.

And so that night she gave her allIn back of his sedan;So rich, she thought, so sharp and tall,A perfect family man.

But then he told her with a smirk,That he loved another,And was a part-time postal clerkAnd lived home with his mother.

A silver tear rolled down her cheekAs she bussed home by herself;The same thing happened twice last week,(Oh, Heaven help the Working-elf!)

Quack.

Hammy is very distracting. It takes great imagination to come up with this.

Most songs in Elvish (i.e. Quenya or Sindarin) sound depressing, unfortunately. I think it comes from having overlong lives.

Thanks, Hammy. I needed that.

um, The Song of Nimrodel, please. With or without lute.

Verne, we can’t hear you anyway.

Does Vern know The Fountain of Galadriel by J.R.R. himself? I’d listen to that! :D

I’d be more impressed if he was able to perform the music of the Ainur

If he plays that thing, I’m leavin’.

Verne is such a nimrod(el).

Classic!

My name is Hammy Montoya. You tickled my spleen….prepare to die

They tail has a mind of its own.