New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for April 21, 2020

Was DeSantis drinking cans of 40’s when he decided to do this?

The Spring Break big mo couldn’t be held back forever! But, remember, Gov: it’s the pioneers that get the arrows! Bon Voyage!

I hate that this twatnacho shares our family name. Thank Mogg he’s not related.

Kemp of Georgia is doing worse. Beauty parlors and tattoo studios, you know, places known for social distancing.

Hot Breath on open wounds! Ewwwww!

Had to look this one up. I’ve somehow managed to exist for the last 15 years without becoming aware of Leeroy. My life is now complete.

Don’t bother coming to Miami Beach or Fort Lauderdale.

WE AIN’T OPEN.

We aren’t as stupid as the Yankees in Jacksonville and Tallahassee.

Ok folks, everyone go to Pabs gofund me in kick in $5 or $10. You know that no one is looking to buy houses right now in the World of Corona.

Come on, Leroy Jenkins? That’s classic. Off the wall. And, admit it, you can see Old Wolf’s evil-cousin DeSantis doing it.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/pabshouse?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=m_pd+share-sheet

Or, we could just stay on permanent lockdown and watch the world’s demise through the living room window …

Florida is a strange state: The farther north you go, the farther South you go. North Florida is just about Georgia. The capital, Tallahassee (and the Gov) is in north Florida.

South Florida, however, gets it’s share of crazies, though, as witness the new state resident (orangeman) in Palm Beach.

Okay, NOW I looked up the reference and understand Leeroy Jenkins. Ran across it once when Deadpool ran in shouting it and considered it a non sequiter.

“It’s ok if you don’t quarantine.” Charles Darwin