Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 17, 2011

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    margueritem  almost 14 years ago

    Apparently…

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    comicgos  almost 14 years ago

    That you were!

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    GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    You don’t have a say in this, Calvin.

    Good morning, Marg, Mike & ♠Lonewolf♠!

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    Dino-1  almost 14 years ago

    When I was a kid my Dad decided one morning that he wanted a family fun day, so he and Mom called into work and they called me in sick from school! We went out for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and in between we went shopping, the movies, and generally breezed the day away! It was a secret day too so we felt devilish!

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    pouncingtiger  almost 14 years ago

    If Mom can get Calvin out of the house long-term, she’d do it in a millisecond.

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    ratlum  almost 14 years ago

    Poor Calvin, I still-get out voted on the days activity. Not by Mom, but still by an authoritative figure that has the last say. When Calvin and Suzie get married Calvin will not be so shocked when this happens.

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    ratlum  almost 14 years ago

    Happy ST Paddy’s

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    Gocomo2011  almost 14 years ago

    well…if only everyone in the world could say and do what they feel like doing! I would have taken leave from office every other day…aaah…..life is cruel…

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    Yukoner  almost 14 years ago

    TV? School? Which will rot your mind fastest?

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    rentier  almost 14 years ago

    Retired?

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Calvin your just too funny…lucky for you mom has a sense of humor today.

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    hlkstr  almost 14 years ago

    I’m thinking so too.

    Happy St. Patrick’s day Marg, Yukoner, and Grog

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    mike.firesmith  almost 14 years ago

    **Good morning Marg! Good morning Fran! Good Morning L’Wolf! Good Morning Grog!**

    Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!

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    mac47  almost 14 years ago

    I hate when that happens.

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    cats32  almost 14 years ago

    haha i not going to wear green i wearing black

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    Frogman_tg  almost 14 years ago

    Oh, oh another one of them dang black Irish!

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    paullp Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    This one (and some of the comments) reminded me of an old Saturday Night Live sketch. John Belushi played the kid who didn’t feel like going to school; his dad (Bill Murray?) takes the ‘what if everyone didn’t go to school or work’ cliche one step further by calling out of work. It escalates to where the President of the US calls out, and the next thing you know we’re conquered by the Russians - all because Johnny wouldn’t go to school!

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    rshive  almost 14 years ago

    Whoever informed you didn’t do it right this time, Calvin.

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    DerkinsVanPelt218  almost 14 years ago

    Indeed you were.

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    vzs1022  almost 14 years ago

    By Hobbes?

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    tdy9  almost 14 years ago

    I know, Calvin. That happens to me everyday.

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    kab2rb  almost 14 years ago

    Calvin even adults can’t do that. Unless they have sick time or vacation time to use up.

    Top of othe morning to you on St. Patty’s day. Will be a warm day here. 61° high 83° and brezzy.

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    LeslieAnne  almost 14 years ago

    what a beautiful GREEN day!!! :) I could pretty much call out when I want, but I don’t because I need money!!! Ahh oh well!!

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    cleokaya  almost 14 years ago

    Calvin has mom and I have the Little General, or as she is affectionately known, LilG!

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Yeah Calvin, life sucks! LOL!

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    JudyCuddy  almost 14 years ago

    I miss not having sick/vacation time. Being self-employed has it down side.

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    LeStats  almost 14 years ago

    Like there’s anything on TV worth watching…

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    pinkdryad Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    I wanted to stay home from work today and finish my book. I didn’t get my way either, Calvin.

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    George Arnold  almost 14 years ago

    Seems Calvin’s education isn’t restricted to school.

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    junco49  almost 14 years ago

    Captain Renault:

    I have often speculated on why you don’t return to America. Did you abscond with the church funds? Did you run off with a senator’s wife? I like to think you killed a man. It’s the romantic in me.

    Rick:

    It was a combination of all three.

    Renault:

    And what in heaven’s name brought you to Casablanca?

    Rick:

    My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.

    Renault:

    Waters? What waters? We’re in the desert.

    Rick:

    I was MISINFORMED.

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    maxwell46  almost 14 years ago

    Calvin is a great learner and his Hobbes is a thinking CAT.

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    Dino-1  almost 14 years ago

    Happy St. Patrick’s Day Everybody!

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    coffeeturtle  almost 14 years ago

    Calvin’s school time is Mom’s “me” time. :-D

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    alan.gurka  almost 14 years ago

    Hate when that happens, Calvin. Next time, tune into WMOM.

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    dahawk  almost 14 years ago

    Dino-1, not a good life lesson in my opinion.

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    khpage  almost 14 years ago

    Calvin - blame it on poor information from your lawyer, Hobbes. Your mother was neither misinformed or misguided with respect to you, however….

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    bmonk  almost 14 years ago

    Alas, staying home and watching TV all day is too hard for little boys like Calvin.

    It’s only Tigers like Hobbes who can stand up to the pressure of TV and Comic books all day.

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    glitterygal07  almost 14 years ago

    Calvin, apparently you were.

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    Puddleglum2  almost 14 years ago

    You’re taking it rather well, Calvin. This looks like a variation of “The devil made me do it.” If I were you, I’d FIRE your source.

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    TracerBullet2  almost 14 years ago

    I think school would rot your mind faster. I used to spend school days looking out the window, thinking one thing: if I’m gonna die, it’s because my teacher bored me to death. At least with tv, you’re actually interested unless there’s nothing good on. ( And I doubt anyone with 2000 channels ever knows what that’s like. ) If there’s nothing on, it kills you 3 times slower than school does, so kids( probably like Calvin) who drop out of high school probably did it to avoid dying. :)

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    lin4869  almost 14 years ago

    Dino-1, what a fun memory for you. I’m sure that while you “played hooky” that day, your parents instilled responsibility as well. :D

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    larney45  almost 14 years ago

    After corned beef, taters and carrots, and a Guinness, it’s time to wish Calvin a Happy St Paddy’s Day and a great Friday at school tomorrow!

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    JTGAM  almost 14 years ago

    ‘Tis a fine day for an Irishman. I raise me pint to all me friends on this site. And by the way Calvin, I have many such days.

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    COWBOY7  almost 14 years ago

    I think you lost, Calvin!

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