FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 31, 2020

Jason, you sneak (I hope that glue is still settling; Jason’s going to get a little burning and a big sticky situation)

This might not end well.

It is my guess that the letter on that guy’s head is not his grade point average.

Think what a story arc Jason with a hot glue gun would make in the daily Fox Trot.

Just saying. We miss you, Mon-Sat, Bill

No bridge tonight

You think she might figure it out when he carries it upstairs? Nah.

1. Jason is just asking to get his glasses broken again by Paige. 2. He’s in bigger trouble when his parents find out what he did with their playing cards. 3. Peter may never figure out why the glue gun is out.

We didn’t have hot glue, we had to use Elmers.

Hope nobody wonders where their deck of cards got off to next time they sit down to play cards…

Doesn’t quite work like that.

Doesn’t feel right to see Jason cheating like that.

Nooooooooo! What a waste of playing cards! How many people could have played Break Your Rm Solitaire with those ruined decks!

Is he playing with a full deck?

No reference to the TV show?

Peter, when have you known Jason to do things property.

You know; even with the aid of a hot glue gun it is still darn impressive!

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I could never manage this. But I could balance a dime on its edge… the last time I tried it anyway.

I’m sad I just red every single Foxtrot comic…

Evidently this is a monthly cartoon. Going to quit bothering to check.

Yes! I finished the whole FoxTrot archives, woohoo

This is the ultimate way to flex