Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 06, 2020

After going to Wikipedia, the brother’s name is the same as the bartender: Jack.

More Full Frontal Andy! Smythe’s on a roll!! :-D

@ Number Three Today’s strip is slightly funny it just shows that Chalkie our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s friend is more stupid than he looks :o) my avatar today is a spoof of God wanting to sue the terrorists for saying that that HE ordered them to do it, good luck with finding a lawyer in heaven , how was your day ? our day should be very busy and hectic but it should get better I hope , stay safe and BCNU pal

Chalk one up to Chalkie, I expected him to say Heston.

He didn’t specify which name.

Answer: Jack☺

Is it Jack?

Chalkie missed, " What colour is Washington’s white horse?"

Chalkie don’t know jack about the Charlton brothers.

I’m betting Chalkie hasn’t been “promoted” at work for some few years …

To quote Bill Engvall: Here’s your sign Chalkie.

Heston.

Since the incessant human sponge Andy Capp is his best friend, how smart do you expect Chalkie to be.

I’m starting to see why Chalkie is so easy to bilk out of money.

This is Jeopardy!

Well done, Chalkie!

Top of the class sharpening the rubbers (erasers)

One of my Dad’s catchphrases.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

I hope you are managing OK. I ordered my Norton Internet Security online yesterday and chose the delivery slot for Friday between 2pm-6pm. I remember you telling me that you had some troubles with Norton. Always worked a treat for me (not famous last words I hope) Used to have AVG on one of my former smartphones.

Not sure if I told you but Eldo knows. I’m making my next “lifesaving donation” on 21st July. Doesn’t seem far away now. I hope it goes better than before when I couldn’t manage to fill the bag. A woman on Facebook told me that the same happened to her and underweight/partial donations are never wasted and still used for research and development.

Sorry for rambling, pal. Take care.

Andy could not even think of that hes really dumb ! !

I’m not sure why I would know this, but if he was a British footballer, everyone is correct in saying Jack. My son is into watching and knowing useless facts about it. I’ll stick with American baseball. Just not THIS year.

I don’t like it when they make Chalkie out to be really dumb. Then again, anyone who willingly hangs out with Andy can’t be that smart to begin with.

As an American, I had no idea who Bobby Charlton is. Let alone Jack.