Agnes by Tony Cochran for May 09, 2020

Those are some long feet.

LOL! That’s a waste of a lot of good ranch dressing! Then again, if it worked…

Trout, for your own good, don’t tell your Mom about this strange desire!

Ranch dressing to relieve foot cramps? I wonder who she gets her medical advice from. Well, why not? It couldn’t hurt.

Too graphic! Couldn’t she just have said, “Your feet smell tasty”?

I blanch at that Ranch! ☺

They look longer than her shins. Perhaps the Some-Assembly-Required person put tabs C in slot B by mistake.

Hobbit feet have nothing on her!

Maybe her father is Side Show Bob

Leaves me uncomfortable just considering Trout wanting to lick Agnes’ feet. Turns out I’m not as tolerant and accepting as I would wish to seem.

Hopefully she’ll grow into her feet, maybe 6’ 2".

Trout, go get some ranch dressing that has been nowhere near Agnes’ feet, and enjoy yourself.

Spud from “Wallace the Brave” likes ranch dressing . . .