Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 04, 2020

Way to go, Wally!

Well if you would stop losing golf balls Ralph, you wouldn’t have had to train Wally to be a “Retriever”.

To paraphrase Toucan Sam, “A dog’s nose always knows”.;-D

It’s impressive enough that Wally can unzip the bag…if he can open the wrapper I would be really impressed.

Don’t know much about golf. Did not know you could take dogs.

Does Wally do some work, too? Does he take the shot and “bury it in the hole” on occasion? I bet Dad’s Golf average went down

Dachshunds are scent hounds. They can find food wherever you hide it. If you think unwrapping the candy bar is impressive, watch them un-open presents at Christmas.

I thought Wally only skattled on hard surfaces.

Wally can golf? Talented dog!:)

Besides sand traps, water ponds and trees, Wally will leave behind even more hazzards.

They have a way sniffin’ things out.

I thought a Pixie Bar was where Tinkerbell went after dealing with that nudge Jiminy Cricket all day.

I watched AFHV* Sunday and a horse was zipping and unzipping a girls jacket or something.

Will Ralph get thrown off the course when Wally pees on a hole Marker?

Go Wally, go Wally, go, go, go Wally!

In over half a century of golfing I’ve encountered a few dogs who lived next to a course but have never ever seen any golfer bring a dog along.

This is a stupid one. You can’t bring a dog golfing, especially this dog that attacks everything moving. He’d be a total menace. Ah, well. They can’t all be winners.