The Buckets by Greg Cravens for May 12, 2020

Toby didn’t notice at all. I see his plate is empty and his cup fell over in his haste to finish and leave the table.

The smoke alarm should have told you when the edges got dark brown. Time for new batteries in the toasted bagel detectors.

I think “wow” is the appropriate comment here

Does anyone actually burn toast?

“I made a toaster that will burn the bread at ‘4’”. “Good. Make it go up to 10.”

Kirk: Mr. Chekov, I said “stun” not “blacken.”Chekov: Zee computer, it does not understeend my accent.

That toast looks pretty stunned to me… ☺

pop tarts are so hard to get right in a toaster

I don’t know why toasters have that ‘cremate’ option.

Toast….Well Done.